Do you hear that? It’s the sound of FREEDOM!

Ringing across the city of Fountain Valley is the sound of FREEDOM! That school bell ringing in the distance is your Liberty Bell! 

For you parents of teenagers in Fountain Valley, September means one thing. INDEPENDENCE!  Yes, it is a very sweet thing.  It’s better than the 4th of July! 

Now I am not saying you hate your kids or even that you stopped loving them.  You have just had enough of them in these last three months of Summer. That’s all.

Ah, so when you drop your kids off at Fountain Valley High for the first day of school today, plan out the rest of your day and relax.  Your kids have taxpayer-funded babysitting til June! (However, if they tell you school starts next week, they’re lying…and guess where they learned that habit!)Girl Waving from School Bus

OK! If you’re a stay at home mom, you might want to get yourself a manicure and/or pedicure.  Or schedule a night out with your friends and have a Cocktails and Couture Night!  Guys pop open a cold one (a soda) and watch the game. You don’t have to hurry up and drink yours for fear that your teenager will imbibe all your Coca Cola.  At the very least you don’t have to worry that your kids are going to burn down the house while you are at work or running errands. 

Maybe they’ll burn down chemistry class, but those costs are distributed amongst all taxpayers.  So kick up your heels all of you hard-working parents!  You put in your time these last three months.  Enjoy your next nine months of freedom.  (briefly interrupted by Christmas Break and Spring Break.)

And for kids that attend the Fountain Valley School District, here is their school calendar

Also, Los Amigos “Lobos” High School Freshman have orientation today! Don’t forget the scrubs. Prepare them and tell them all the humiliating things that you had to endure as a freshman.  That way they can laugh at you…and they won’t feel so bad when they experience the same hazing.  Being put in a trashcan is not that bad…especially if Daddy was stuffed into a trashcan too.  It’ll be better for their self-esteem.  Trust me!

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